SuP, My mOtHeRfUcKiN BrOtHeRs aNd sIsTeRs? ThOUgHt iT Be aLl NiCe aNd sHiT If mE AnD My bUdDy CaMe oUt tO tHe pArTy.

THAT IS TO SAY, HE'S DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BLOG SO YOU CAN ATTEMPT TO MAKE US DANCE LIKE MONKEYS FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT. WITH NO FUCKING REGARD TO OUR OWN MENTAL WELL BEING, WAY TO GO.

YoU AlL rEaDy tO LaY DoWn sOmE QuEsTiOnS On OuR ThInK PaNs? GeT AlL In aNd uP On oUr pErSoNaL LiVeS?

“ShIt mAn gOt tHiS BaLl mOtHeRfUcKiN RoLlInG On tHe fiRsT NiGhT Of tAlKiNg aBoUt iT. It’s fUcKiNg bEaUtIfUl Is wHaT iT Is.” “MIRACLES, AND RAINBOWS AND SMILES ALL THE FUCK AROUND. SO MUCH CLOSER TO LETTING SOCIALLY RETARDED STRANGERS ATTEMPT TO ASK US QUESTIONS AND PRY INTO OUR PRIVATE LIFE.” “YoU dOn’T NeEd To bE LiKe tHaT My mAiN MaN. It’S AlL FoR FuN. NoThInG BuT GeTtInG In OuR LiTtLe sOcIaL BoOtIeS AnD JuMpInG ArOUnD In ThE PuDdLeS Of pOtEnTiAl fRiEnDs. :o)” “JUST, FINE. ALRIGHT, I’LL INDULGE YOU IN THIS MIND NUMBING ATTEMPT OF ENTERTAINMENT IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY. LET’S JUST HURRY UP, DIVE IN HEAD FIRST AND HOPE THE METAPHORICAL WATER IS SHALLOW ENOUGH THAT WE KNOCK OURSELVES OUT.” “GoTtA GeT ThEm QuEsTiOnS FirSt.”

“ShIt mAn gOt tHiS BaLl mOtHeRfUcKiN RoLlInG On tHe fiRsT NiGhT Of tAlKiNg aBoUt iT. It’s fUcKiNg bEaUtIfUl Is wHaT iT Is.”

“MIRACLES, AND RAINBOWS AND SMILES ALL THE FUCK AROUND. SO MUCH CLOSER TO LETTING SOCIALLY RETARDED STRANGERS ATTEMPT TO ASK US QUESTIONS AND PRY INTO OUR PRIVATE LIFE.”

“YoU dOn’T NeEd To bE LiKe tHaT My mAiN MaN. It’S AlL FoR FuN. NoThInG BuT GeTtInG In OuR LiTtLe sOcIaL BoOtIeS AnD JuMpInG ArOUnD In ThE PuDdLeS Of pOtEnTiAl fRiEnDs. :o)”

“JUST, FINE. ALRIGHT, I’LL INDULGE YOU IN THIS MIND NUMBING ATTEMPT OF ENTERTAINMENT IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY. LET’S JUST HURRY UP, DIVE IN HEAD FIRST AND HOPE THE METAPHORICAL WATER IS SHALLOW ENOUGH THAT WE KNOCK OURSELVES OUT.”

“GoTtA GeT ThEm QuEsTiOnS FirSt.”

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